remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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