Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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