I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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