the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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