your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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