i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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