Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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