U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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