I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
