I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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