this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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