Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
