Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
please don't ironically join a cult
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