there's paper in my vomit.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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