we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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