Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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