do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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