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• (813): View more from Florida

  The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.

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• (209): View more from California

  Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.

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• (707): View more from California

  you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.

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• (707): View more from California

  Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!

  (720): View more from Colorado

  True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.

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• (646): View more from New York

  NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.

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