Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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