Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.

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(408): View more from California

Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees

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(302): View more from Delaware

No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

She bit a glass in half.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"

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(818): View more from California

Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.

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(650): View more from California

Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.

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(817): View more from Texas

Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me

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