Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.