Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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