He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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