covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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