Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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