Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
this boner is exhausting
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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