do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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