I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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