id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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