why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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