Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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