nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"