careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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