Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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