Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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