I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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