It was confusing and full of hummus
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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