Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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