is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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