I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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