Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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