Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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