Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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