Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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