Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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