not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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