What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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