Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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