You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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