Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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