do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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