If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
