Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
