Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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