Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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