some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sext me about skeletons
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