Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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