In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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