I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I AM VODKA MAN
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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