Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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