U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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